October 2011
3 posts
June 2011
2 posts
Happiness
There are all kinds of people in the world and they subscribe to all different sorts of ideas, creeds, and conceptions about happiness. There are people who believe they’re deprived of the right to a happy life and will always live their lives playing the role of a victim or a persecutor. This is why the bullied continue to be bullied, and the bullies continue to bully. This is why humanity...
May 2011
2 posts
March 2011
9 posts
Hardcore (1979)
Movie Description: A deeply religious man’s daughter leaves with a church group for a meeting in California. When she disappears, he hires a detective to find her. The detective suspects the worst, morally, and that shocks the father ever to hear of it. He fires the detective and sets about to find his daughter himself. My Rating: 3/5 stars
November 2010
1 post
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
10 posts
Hey, I can see your heart beating...Wanna make...
What’s with all these people who are liking these anorexic boys?
My productive little day
I sat around feeling real sorry for how much weight I’ve been gaining, so I decided to have two sandwiches and the rest of my big chewy ass snickerdoodle cookies for brunch. My mom came into my room like an angry version of Goldie Hawn and started telling me I could join the new 24/7 gym. Okay mom, that’s cool. I’ll get on that. So I did and I got this sweet FOB that opens up the...
85 in a 70
I just got my first ticket ever. I was going 85 in a 70 because I was trying to not get killed by this 18 wheeler that seemed like it was going to swerve into the passing lane. I always speed up to pass them because I don’t want to get sucked up underneath one of those bad boys.
Anyway, the cop was totally nice and I told him I’ve never gotten a ticket before, then I started shaking...
My Reoccurring Dream
My reoccurring dream begins with me getting in my car and leaving my apartment. In an effort to barricade the door, for added protection, I put a white ottoman in front of the door from the outside. When I come back to my apartment the door handle is bent inwards and the door is caved in, with the ottoman still in it’s place. I come inside and I see everything is still there, but I look on...
I forgot how...
Tonight you know what I did? I went out with my two friends for one of their birthdays. They wanted to be home by 10:00 PM. Since when do I have friends that don’t understand what it means to party? Is it because my youth may or may not be decaying? They were sort of boring so I just got the birthday girl PLASTERED and may or may not have touched her very inappropriately at even intervals...
May 2010
7 posts
I just took Valium
Do you all ever have this weird fear that you may get mugged some day and instead of them taking your money they may clip your extra long nipple with toenail clippers? I’m just thinking that if someone had really long nips it could be painful but like, all i can think about when I clip my toe nails is how someone with xtra long nips could slip that shit in there and clip! Maybe put some...
April 2010
1 post
February 2010
4 posts
The next time you're having a bad day...
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and facemask. A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification....
December 2009
2 posts
November 2009
4 posts
“Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of...”
October 2009
13 posts
Do you guys ever look at pictures of yourself
from 4 months ago and then realize you’ve aged in the bad way?
