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I just took Valium

Do you all ever have this weird fear that you may get mugged some day and instead of them taking your money they may clip your extra long nipple with toenail clippers? I’m just thinking that if someone had really long nips it could be painful but like, all i can think about when I clip my toe nails is how someone with xtra long nips could slip that shit in there and clip! Maybe put some orijel cream on it and then seal that sucker up with superglue. Yeah that should do it and i’m not sure but i think a couple of you may have the saggy nipples please don’t unfollow me i’m just being frank with you

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